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[The Show]

Did this really need streaming video?

I mean, you could have done as well with a couple drawings of a fish and a beaver bouncing up and down, and your file would have been about 600Kb. Your puppets are tiny on the screen, and they didn't really -do- much. If you're gonna do more of this, use some better puppets (that at least have some screen-visible features) and have more physical acting -- funny voices aren't enough for puppets. And tack that calendar in the back down.

I liked your drawn Flash a lot better, especially the Bumpercar Gremlin. C'mon, dude, you're better than this.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

*cries*

I know.

[2004 Ciab:ts:tm 01]

You've been watchin' Zim

And Teen Girl Squad, if I'm not mistaken. Still, the animation was decent, and this was longer than I expected -- you obviously put a lot of work into it. The sound was good, and I liked the inclusion of your original comic as a bonus.

Thus, I am happy to have been your Saviour vote. Do even better on Part 2!

LusikkaMage responds:

Yes. Zim. Teen Girl Squad. Excel Saga. Puni Puni Poemi. :3

[Whiny Superstars vol. 1]

Yo ho hmm

You picked a good subject -- I don't play paintball but I knew what you were talking about -- and your designs and lipsynch were good, and your sound was very clean (yay that). Your presentation was very static, though -- what would really help would be some brief dramatizations of what you're on about. Maybe Krysys could just bring in a guy spouting the excuse -- that'd be enough to break it up. And if you're that ticked about it, why isn't he flogging or keelhauling these shmoes? Now -that- would be entertainment.

Squeegee is excellent. I hope to see someone eaten by sharks next time.

Johnny responds:

Oh...just wait til I get the knack of flash I bit more. This is the 1st one I ever actually finished. Floggins for everyone!!

[The End of a Flash]

Hooray!

I often -hope- that's what happens to the Flashes I blam! For some of them, that's still too good.

I would have liked to see more variation in the violence. Where was the shredder? Maybe you could make an expanded edition (I hope I hope). Nice work.

davestudio responds:

Maybe I will ;) lollll thanks for voting!! :))

[Peoplemation: Spin]

Cool and breezy

This stop-motion effort must have taken a long time to do, and I'm glad it turned out so entertaining. The music was particularly good.

I'd say this film will get you a lot of fans, but I see you already have them. Good job!

Dustball responds:

Thanks! I'm glad that the music is appreciated too!

[A Pennyless Fort Knox]

A passable effort

Your timing isn't anywhere near as sharp as Knox's, but this was okay. I'd like it more if it wasn't just complaining. If you want to point out that someone's work is lame, you should produce something better than that person is able to. The solution to bad art is not to complain, but to make good art. Your art was not as good as the original here -- not to say that you -couldn't- produce something better. But this is just okay.

HauptmannGurken responds:

Okay... we made this in like an hour. Knox sez he makes his stuff in like days... Hmmm... can someone say... SLOW?!

[Lord Of The Joints Ep:2]

Very bad indeed

And I usually like Clock cartoons. The sound quality was lame, and the dialog was not only badly timed but cut in and out at weird places. There was practically no actual movement in this toon -- and come on, how hard would that be? They're freakin' -Clocks-! You didn't even bother to put in the "talking arrow" so I could tell who was saying what in your lengthy, droning, motionless dialog scenes -- and I really needed it, since all the voices were exactly the same. All in all, a very poor effort. Shame on you for making me like Clocks less.

Unknown-Clock responds:

sorry but like i stated i will tie it all together in the third and ill ad more motions fights and stuff it will be when i get bitten by a snake and needing to go to the hospital and im going to add th eintro fron god smack voodoo in it

[S.A.M.V. p2: - Channel 53]

It's cool, man

I'm impressed by the animation, writing, and timing, and even more that you wrote some of the music. This was really entertaining, and I look forward to the next one! Your work has given me the strength to watch much crappier Flashes and still retain hope.

BaconMask responds:

LOL Im glad that ya liked it!

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