joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In Soviet Russia!]

Bizarre but compelling

I was not bored, nor sickened. This puts your work above most of the flash I've watched. I vote for pass.

nygiantsroxursox responds:

You are a good comrade!

[Roman History Lessons]

Julius Caesar was never emperor

Look it up. And then there was no animation. Bleh.

falcon176 responds:

Next you're gonna tell me he never checked out porn mags at the Library of Alexandria. What a liar you are.

[Wiener Dogs]

Shouldn't this be on the Audio Portal?

The song is good, but there's practically no animation in your flash. As a song, awesome. As a flash, terrible.

rhys510 responds:

i only feature in the song
i sing it
thats why jayT has it in the music portal
dont be a hater

[Luke is a massive prick]

Very illuminating

I did not know the full extent of the situation regarding Luke, but through your flash you have informed and enlightened me on the matter with style and verve. I feel you have performed a public service my good sir. What a prick.

Munglai responds:

dirty-thumbed mouth dicker

[Ye Olde Psycho Circus]

It's okay

The animation is good. You could have been a little more on theme with the violence -- I thought for sure the long thin guy would get tied up into a balloon animal, but no! Still, decent work.

The music didn't play for me -- is that fixable?

FilthyCajunFilms responds:

It should play. I don't know why it wouldn't play for you.

[Time´s up.]

Very, very slow

Even for a slow movite that's supposed to be slow. Your idea is interesting and your animation is okay, but you really need to work out the timing issue. This whole flash should have run in half the time.

FaultyMirror responds:

Sorry to all of you about the timing. I was trying to figure out wtf the problem was. I think it´s ok now.

btw, the problem was the mist. jojo

[Sonictron Legends]

Great for a sprites

After so many bad -- or worse, just boring -- sprite flashes, yours was funny and well done. Best use of Amy sprites ever!

Big-Papa-Kitsune responds:

Somehow I wonder if I'm the only one who's still carrying the mantle of doing sprite-based flashes.