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[part 2: synj vs horrid]

Gosh, that's neat

Just great -- a lightning-fast ride of slam-bang entertainment! I pay it my highest compliment: it was worth waiting over a year and a half for. You're damn good at this!

DanPaladin responds:

holy crap you are correct thanks much, i tip my hat mate

[Delusions]

It's like a party in my brain

You're right: I probably would have blammed each of these by itself; but together, they're pretty darn entertaining! An enjoyable package, fer sher.

SeizureDog responds:

Its funny how some things can be like that isn't it?

[To Floor A Ninja]

Nice moves, ninja boy

You had good use of limited animation, decent color schemes, I liked the music, and it was all pretty funny. I'm pleased to be Saviour on this one. Good work!

Madelief responds:

Thanks! It was a quickly made flash though, I'm really happy how it turned out. When a flash makes me giggle while making it, I know it's allright ;)
Thanks very much for saving my flash!

[The Show]

Did this really need streaming video?

I mean, you could have done as well with a couple drawings of a fish and a beaver bouncing up and down, and your file would have been about 600Kb. Your puppets are tiny on the screen, and they didn't really -do- much. If you're gonna do more of this, use some better puppets (that at least have some screen-visible features) and have more physical acting -- funny voices aren't enough for puppets. And tack that calendar in the back down.

I liked your drawn Flash a lot better, especially the Bumpercar Gremlin. C'mon, dude, you're better than this.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

*cries*

I know.

[2004 Ciab:ts:tm 01]

You've been watchin' Zim

And Teen Girl Squad, if I'm not mistaken. Still, the animation was decent, and this was longer than I expected -- you obviously put a lot of work into it. The sound was good, and I liked the inclusion of your original comic as a bonus.

Thus, I am happy to have been your Saviour vote. Do even better on Part 2!

LusikkaMage responds:

Yes. Zim. Teen Girl Squad. Excel Saga. Puni Puni Poemi. :3

[Whiny Superstars vol. 1]

Yo ho hmm

You picked a good subject -- I don't play paintball but I knew what you were talking about -- and your designs and lipsynch were good, and your sound was very clean (yay that). Your presentation was very static, though -- what would really help would be some brief dramatizations of what you're on about. Maybe Krysys could just bring in a guy spouting the excuse -- that'd be enough to break it up. And if you're that ticked about it, why isn't he flogging or keelhauling these shmoes? Now -that- would be entertainment.

Squeegee is excellent. I hope to see someone eaten by sharks next time.

Johnny responds:

Oh...just wait til I get the knack of flash I bit more. This is the 1st one I ever actually finished. Floggins for everyone!!

[The End of a Flash]

Hooray!

I often -hope- that's what happens to the Flashes I blam! For some of them, that's still too good.

I would have liked to see more variation in the violence. Where was the shredder? Maybe you could make an expanded edition (I hope I hope). Nice work.

davestudio responds:

Maybe I will ;) lollll thanks for voting!! :))

[Peoplemation: Spin]

Cool and breezy

This stop-motion effort must have taken a long time to do, and I'm glad it turned out so entertaining. The music was particularly good.

I'd say this film will get you a lot of fans, but I see you already have them. Good job!

Dustball responds:

Thanks! I'm glad that the music is appreciated too!