joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crazed Bat People]

Your sound quality and script were excellent! I liked the expressions and voice acting, and your drawings and animation kept up. Also, you kept it short and to the point.

Props for remembering that cultism is a lifestyle choice, and you should know all the facts about what you're getting into before trying to bring about the end of the world or turning yourselves into abominations against God and nature. Make sure you're on the same page as your fellow cultists!

falling responds:

Thank you for the comments! And yeah, it is supposed to be funny but really, it is a public service announcement as well. Be aware of your fellow cultists!

[Batman : The Droppings]

This horrible cartoon makes a travesty out of everything that's great about this great hero and this great game. I feel ashamed to have been laughing all the way through both times I watched it. I'm voting five to make sure that other people will see this, so they too can be outraged. I'll probably watch it a few more times just to be sure.

RicePirate responds:

I'm glad you hated it. <3

["The Worst"]

Something this exceptionally disturbing can only result from real effort and purpose. Gruesome and jarring, this was a real Grand Guignol flash, well crafted and well suited to its purpose. The music was driving, the animation and effects were excellent, and the editing gave it a fine edge. Well done.

Sherbalex responds:

no what the fuck are you talking about. "purpose"

[Double Dragon DragonsTale]

What a great animation! Pretty funny and obviously a lot of work... especially considering all you need to get through the game is Elbow Punch.

Just goofy enough and very entertaining!

kalabor106 responds:

I always sucked at the elbow. Some how always ended up head butting instead. What a worthless move.

[city]

I seldom say this, but a more extensive description could have added a lot to this flash. Was it hand drawn? What kind of programming was involved? Was this done for something, or just a technical exercise? It's a nice flash, but I really wanted to know more about it.

dianalupieri responds:

Thanks for your feedback! It was a blue ballpoint drawing that I animated on Flash. Its only purpose was to act as my first experimentation with Adobe Flash.

[Cliff's 2011 Reel]

This made me want to watch your full length animations. What higher praise can I offer? It was great, mission accomplished!

karr420 responds:

thanks! all my old animations on this site are from 7-10 years ago haha, they are a bit dated.

[Satty & The Pop Series 22]

Hockey sticks and Canadian porn! What's not to like? Bonus half star for gratuitous use of Rush.

Pop-Tart responds:

True patriot love, son

[Prosnorkulus]

Tremendously great

Prosnorkulus is a god among men and I feel privileged to simply read his name, let alone watch this stunning retelling of his incredible deeds -- which I suspect were toned down for our benefit, as the truth would be too terrifyingly incredible for lesser men like myself to watch without weeping insanely at his sheer manliness.

Your characterizations, voices and writing are hilarious, and your animation is just primitive enough to serve this hectic and bizarre material perfectly. Most of all your timing is, of course, pppppprrrreeeeecccciiiisssse.

I'd shake your hand but the extra testosterone I'd absorb from your skin would probably drive me mad.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

lul