joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barbarian & Wizard]

Your animation is okay!

I liked the effects, your cycles are good, and your story is engaging. However, you're undercutting it with your murky, lisping narration. What's up with that? Some clear, heroic voiceovers could go a long way to selling this premise. The narration is your biggest weakness. The rest of it is okay to good.

[World of Scribblecraft 3]

Not actually a parody

Actually a review. And, actually not tremendously interesting. You could have put in a lot more content by speeding it up and, well, just making it more interesting. Zero Punctuation is great with very simple graphics, but well used.

Plus, the new content has been unexpectedly fun -- wholly unexpectedly. It's like they actually tried, and often succeeded, and the real expansion isn't even released yet. So this plays like a review of old 2.0-3.0 content, not the content you purport to be reviewing.

Basic work. You could have done far better.

[Rugs-A-Trillion]

Sold!

I'm on my way out the door! I had no idea rug ownership was so easy... and sexy. Thanks, Rugs-A-Trillion!

[juicy...]

Very nice

Super smooth and finely timed, and nice use of backgrounds too. As a tiny experimental construct, it's top-notch.

coughing-dog responds:

cheers

[Late....]

Looks hilarious

But there was something seriously wrong with the sound on the one I watched. Hope you can fix that on the re-upload. Nice animation though.

[Gone Too Far Too]

Superbly Animated

Your movement, synch and attention to detail is tremendous! The engaging story and likable characters are almost icing on the cake in such a lush cartoon. I enjoyed every frame of it. Thanks for uploading this!

[demon time ep.8 2012 p.1]

Funnier than expected

Your animation was basic, but your humor was solid and your timing was good. I was entertained!

[In Soviet Russia!]

Bizarre but compelling

I was not bored, nor sickened. This puts your work above most of the flash I've watched. I vote for pass.

nygiantsroxursox responds:

You are a good comrade!

[Roman History Lessons]

Julius Caesar was never emperor

Look it up. And then there was no animation. Bleh.

falcon176 responds:

Next you're gonna tell me he never checked out porn mags at the Library of Alexandria. What a liar you are.