Great patter!
That machine-gun delivery was excellent, as was his voice -- he sounds like Hunter S. Thompson written by Raymond Chandler. Lots of nice touches and details in the animation, and way to not show the pictures until the end roll. Listening to him berate them without the visuals was far funnier.
Great work! Looking forward to seeing more of his 'adventures', but even more to seeing more of his attitude.
Was with you right up to the end
You're one of the very best on Newgrounds at building tension and evoking real, visceral emotion in your work, and here you did so to excellent effect. This was among the best of your work in creating a disturbing atmosphere through dissonance. Also, your limited palette design and perfectly balanced sound work were exceptional. This was real Stephen King material.
What a letdown that you should undermine it with such a cheapjack ending. Even when King cops out for an ending, it's at least a giant spider -- this is so far beneath the buildup that even "there, on the door, was a HOOK" would have been better. This ending looks like you picked it by poll on 4chan.
The first 9/10ths is great, but the ending turns it all into LOL JOKE HERE. Why watch it twice?
Pretty great!
Props for doing so much of the song, and for excellent rhyming structure. Very astute!
You know --
I'd have said "bird flu."
Harfing is not a joke in and of itself. It was okay.
Medium and Message
The animation is great, and the message is just what's needed. Thanks for this!
Stirring and epic in scope
You have performed the greatest of all transmutations: you have taken an unimportant bad thing and made it into great entertainment. Your flash moves beyond both the original game and the review, and even the reading of it, into the realm of the sublime.
Great reading, great timing, great concept, thanks for posting.
This is possibly the worst rap ever
And yet they got way up in ons. This is so real and street it makes 50 Cent look like Wayne Brady. Props, mad props to the bats and this thug flash.
This is spam I can live with
It has some kind of style or hook, and it's blissfully short. Thanks for not dragging it out like some jackholes do! Good Clock work and a pass from me.
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Trey Archer 
The Northern Incident 
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Food Poisoning 
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Dot Dot Dot - Animated 
This Is Our Town 
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