joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elder Scrolls Adventures]

Totally Awesome

I remember when this show first came on in 1985 -- it was on right between Kidd Video and Jem and the Holograms in my market. Was that Frank Welker doing Draggie, or Kath Soucie? Ah, memories.

Lord, you must be as old as I am.

[Slave City - babe types]

Bizarre!

The animation is rather rough, but it has a real underground comix look and feel to it. Decent work.

[May I introduce myself?]

Not bad for the first time out

Your technique is primitive, but you have a good message and decent ideas.

[My First Good Flash]

It could be better

You really need to put a stop frame at the end of this to stop the animation, music and sound. Preferably with a replay button. Any good points of this are subsumed by the annoying cacophony of its unending, layering sound and constant repetition.

[Friendship is Magic Bitch]

I keep watching this.

At first, days ago, I thought it was pretty funny. But some elusive quality of it has really stuck with me, and I keep coming back to watch it over and over, reveling in the tiny, non sequitur touches and overall disjointed insanity.

Your use of extremely rapid cuts, cutouts and objects in the animation, and almost subliminal background music are particularly fine. And the slight processing on all the voices gives them a grating edge that really adds to the disturbing atmosphere of this flash.

I applaud your focused, relentless nonsense that pushes this pointless stupidity into outright hilarity. Now if I could just stop shouting "ON THE MOOOOON!!"

Skaijo responds:

I APPRECIATE THE ANALYSIS. xD

[Resistance Is Futile]

YES, my masters

Oh how I have pined for more chronographic excellence. Thank you for dominating in just the right way. Special bonus points (not that you needed them) for dredging up that old 80s music.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Joliet Jane left a response that got deleted in the Canas hack noting that funky guitar seemed to disappear in the eighties. Pity, really.

[Summer Scenario 2011]

Good music!

The rest of it was okay. But the music was mighty enjoyable!

[Pimp Trailer]

Looking forward to it

Johnny Rocketfingers was great. I liked your work then, and want to see this when it's finished. It looks fluid and filled with funny. Keep working, you can do eeet!

[Interview with Looters]

More looting!

There really could have been at least a bit. Otherwise good idea, good animation, excellent sync. Nicely done.