joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Your Duck.]

Pretty great!

Props for doing so much of the song, and for excellent rhyming structure. Very astute!

[Food Poisoning]

You know --

I'd have said "bird flu."

Harfing is not a joke in and of itself. It was okay.

[The Internet You Need]

Medium and Message

The animation is great, and the message is just what's needed. Thanks for this!

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Stirring and epic in scope

You have performed the greatest of all transmutations: you have taken an unimportant bad thing and made it into great entertainment. Your flash moves beyond both the original game and the review, and even the reading of it, into the realm of the sublime.

Great reading, great timing, great concept, thanks for posting.

[This Is Our Town]

This is possibly the worst rap ever

And yet they got way up in ons. This is so real and street it makes 50 Cent look like Wayne Brady. Props, mad props to the bats and this thug flash.

[flashflood2011 : binary]

This is spam I can live with

It has some kind of style or hook, and it's blissfully short. Thanks for not dragging it out like some jackholes do! Good Clock work and a pass from me.

[2 Kids 1 Car]

Not horrible

You had an idea and executed it with some competency. I was mildly entertained. Your lipsynch was a little off, but you can fix that.

I give you the passing grade. Keep working on it!

[Ya'll Guys are Wack]

Short enough to enjoy

Direction established. Joke attained. Flash ends. Best spam I've seen today! Glad to be your final protector. Props CC!