joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In Soviet Russia!]

Bizarre but compelling

I was not bored, nor sickened. This puts your work above most of the flash I've watched. I vote for pass.

nygiantsroxursox responds:

You are a good comrade!

[Roman History Lessons]

Julius Caesar was never emperor

Look it up. And then there was no animation. Bleh.

falcon176 responds:

Next you're gonna tell me he never checked out porn mags at the Library of Alexandria. What a liar you are.

[Wiener Dogs]

Shouldn't this be on the Audio Portal?

The song is good, but there's practically no animation in your flash. As a song, awesome. As a flash, terrible.

rhys510 responds:

i only feature in the song
i sing it
thats why jayT has it in the music portal
dont be a hater

[Luke is a massive prick]

Very illuminating

I did not know the full extent of the situation regarding Luke, but through your flash you have informed and enlightened me on the matter with style and verve. I feel you have performed a public service my good sir. What a prick.

Munglai responds:

dirty-thumbed mouth dicker

[F-F-Forever (Alpha)]

Very nice scripting

Excellent effects, which was the whole point. Very enjoyable! Could have used a replay button. Well done.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie P.3]

Ten pounds of awesome in a five-pound bag

So great, in fact, that it actually was worth waiting all this time for. Awesome from the setup to the end of the credits -- great animation and voices, great music and synch, and most of all great writing. I applaud your hilarity and am glad I got to vote during Judgement. Your parody rules!

[How to Wake Up]

That is GREAT advice

Very instructional, since I've had trouble in this department.

If you get any other dream advice from celebrities, please share it!