joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Stirring and epic in scope

You have performed the greatest of all transmutations: you have taken an unimportant bad thing and made it into great entertainment. Your flash moves beyond both the original game and the review, and even the reading of it, into the realm of the sublime.

Great reading, great timing, great concept, thanks for posting.

[This Is Our Town]

This is possibly the worst rap ever

And yet they got way up in ons. This is so real and street it makes 50 Cent look like Wayne Brady. Props, mad props to the bats and this thug flash.

[flashflood2011 : binary]

This is spam I can live with

It has some kind of style or hook, and it's blissfully short. Thanks for not dragging it out like some jackholes do! Good Clock work and a pass from me.

[2 Kids 1 Car]

Not horrible

You had an idea and executed it with some competency. I was mildly entertained. Your lipsynch was a little off, but you can fix that.

I give you the passing grade. Keep working on it!

[Ya'll Guys are Wack]

Short enough to enjoy

Direction established. Joke attained. Flash ends. Best spam I've seen today! Glad to be your final protector. Props CC!

[Barbarian & Wizard]

Your animation is okay!

I liked the effects, your cycles are good, and your story is engaging. However, you're undercutting it with your murky, lisping narration. What's up with that? Some clear, heroic voiceovers could go a long way to selling this premise. The narration is your biggest weakness. The rest of it is okay to good.

[World of Scribblecraft 3]

Not actually a parody

Actually a review. And, actually not tremendously interesting. You could have put in a lot more content by speeding it up and, well, just making it more interesting. Zero Punctuation is great with very simple graphics, but well used.

Plus, the new content has been unexpectedly fun -- wholly unexpectedly. It's like they actually tried, and often succeeded, and the real expansion isn't even released yet. So this plays like a review of old 2.0-3.0 content, not the content you purport to be reviewing.

Basic work. You could have done far better.

[Rugs-A-Trillion]

Sold!

I'm on my way out the door! I had no idea rug ownership was so easy... and sexy. Thanks, Rugs-A-Trillion!