joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goamy]

Extremely basic

I hate to burst your bubble, but the way to show someone up is by producing stuff that is better than theirs -- not stuff that is the same, or worse. Like Neil Gaiman said, "The solution to bad art is to make good art, not to grumble about the bad art."

At least illwill isn't simply cobbing off someone else, which you are.

Your timing was decent, and your animation skills are decent. But it's just as tiresome to hear you complain as it is to hear Foamy complain, and as long as you've hitched your wagon to Foamy you'll always be behind him. Surely the reputation you want is not "that guy that bitches about Foamy". Do something original and interesting so you can carve out your own place on the front page! That really -would- show us all.

[Hamster Love]

Incredibly stupid

And possibly the best silly-voice animation ever, and certainly the best version of that song ever. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me. Good work!

[The Picard Song (Lokken)]

Funky fresh

I've enjoyed your other trekkeries, and this little video was a fine addition. It gave me psychedelic dance fever. Go krew!

[F E A R]

Now that was scary

Nightmarish and well done, this was a fine experimentation in the depiction of fear. I especially liked the music -- very bizarre and discordant. I was creeped out! Very cool!

[Keep Yourself Alive]

What a great little story

It was a good idea, and well executed! The time transitions were particularly nice, and the simple style fit the story. It was also a nice break from the endless DBZ ripoffs. "Xtreme Bus" my fanny. Good work!

[outaOrder]

Compress your sound

Set the properties of your Flash to export your sound as an MP3 instead of a WAV, and cut your file size to about 1/3. Instructions are in the "Learning Flash -- Sound" section of this very site. Learn it, help us all out here.

[Days after those days ++]

I've had that day

Only I think mine was less interesting. Great work! Especially good choice of music too. All of your submissions have fine music, cool designs, and really good animation. I look forward to seeing more.

[Pencilmation #1]

Doodlicious!

An excellent, entertaining and fully realized cartoon in a simple style -- way to make me flash back to my bored grade school doodles! Bonus points to you for doing all the music and your absolutely minute file size (is this like, two minutes for under .5 Mb?), and of course for coming up with such a delightful idea in the first place. Great work!