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[Joe &Melvin In: The Pen]

Short, but okay

You should really fix your preloader, though. Still, it was passin' funny. Nice background.

[Lord Of The Joints Ep:2]

Very bad indeed

And I usually like Clock cartoons. The sound quality was lame, and the dialog was not only badly timed but cut in and out at weird places. There was practically no actual movement in this toon -- and come on, how hard would that be? They're freakin' -Clocks-! You didn't even bother to put in the "talking arrow" so I could tell who was saying what in your lengthy, droning, motionless dialog scenes -- and I really needed it, since all the voices were exactly the same. All in all, a very poor effort. Shame on you for making me like Clocks less.

Unknown-Clock responds:

sorry but like i stated i will tie it all together in the third and ill ad more motions fights and stuff it will be when i get bitten by a snake and needing to go to the hospital and im going to add th eintro fron god smack voodoo in it

[Grim Reaper Feb 04]

I nearly died laughing

I fully support your plan to make more of these, and personally I think this one's a lot funnier than the previous episodes. My only disappointment: I wanted to take a practice spin on the Reaper Spin-A-Card. You know, just to see. I guess I'll get my chance eventually anyway. Good work!

[S.A.M.V. p2: - Channel 53]

It's cool, man

I'm impressed by the animation, writing, and timing, and even more that you wrote some of the music. This was really entertaining, and I look forward to the next one! Your work has given me the strength to watch much crappier Flashes and still retain hope.

BaconMask responds:

LOL Im glad that ya liked it!

We're here to provide a service, people!

[Too Much Television]

Riotous!

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me, right next to the part that really likes cheese. And I think I saw on imdb that "Girl and Robot Jesus" had been optioned for a movie deal!

[The Cheese Family]

A rousing good time

A delightful story of dairy product pathos! The condiments were truly frightening, and the special guest appearance was charming in its utter pointlessness. Woo and yay!

[Mr. Don't and Mrs. Do]

More would be better!

The graphic style and animation were great! I enjoyed it. The timing was a little slow, though, and the file size was pretty large for the length of the toon; but overall it was a solid piece of entertainment. I wouldn't mind seeing more of these at all.

[***PANTS***]

F******* stick!

I laughed, and you didn't go wastin' my bandwidth. Good work!