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[Science Fiction Garbage]

Surprisingly well-animated

Your music was hilarious, too! The bludgeoning scene got me right here, and over there a little bit too. This was fine work all around! So, like -- did your partners do any work, or just eat corn dogs while you labored? I liked it lots!

[The Show]

Did this really need streaming video?

I mean, you could have done as well with a couple drawings of a fish and a beaver bouncing up and down, and your file would have been about 600Kb. Your puppets are tiny on the screen, and they didn't really -do- much. If you're gonna do more of this, use some better puppets (that at least have some screen-visible features) and have more physical acting -- funny voices aren't enough for puppets. And tack that calendar in the back down.

I liked your drawn Flash a lot better, especially the Bumpercar Gremlin. C'mon, dude, you're better than this.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

*cries*

I know.

[Strawberry's Clockday]

Happy Clockday!

After many fine submissions, this was certainly a high point for you. Your technical skill with transitions, movement and sound was excellent, and there was much of teh funney. Great job! Keep slingin' in those swfs!

[2004 Ciab:ts:tm 01]

You've been watchin' Zim

And Teen Girl Squad, if I'm not mistaken. Still, the animation was decent, and this was longer than I expected -- you obviously put a lot of work into it. The sound was good, and I liked the inclusion of your original comic as a bonus.

Thus, I am happy to have been your Saviour vote. Do even better on Part 2!

LusikkaMage responds:

Yes. Zim. Teen Girl Squad. Excel Saga. Puni Puni Poemi. :3

[Aunt Carole - Part 2/4]

A good continuation

And a fine entry in the series overall. The animation is smooth, and I always enjoy your voice acting!

One small gripe: nobody said "pimpin'" in 1988. Oh well.

[Whiny Superstars vol. 1]

Yo ho hmm

You picked a good subject -- I don't play paintball but I knew what you were talking about -- and your designs and lipsynch were good, and your sound was very clean (yay that). Your presentation was very static, though -- what would really help would be some brief dramatizations of what you're on about. Maybe Krysys could just bring in a guy spouting the excuse -- that'd be enough to break it up. And if you're that ticked about it, why isn't he flogging or keelhauling these shmoes? Now -that- would be entertainment.

Squeegee is excellent. I hope to see someone eaten by sharks next time.

Johnny responds:

Oh...just wait til I get the knack of flash I bit more. This is the 1st one I ever actually finished. Floggins for everyone!!

[Pennywise]

Decent claymation

'Though the camera still caught you in the background a couple times, and the sound level was a little low. But good movement, decent story, and some funniness. I particularly liked the "French Woods," and hope to see those boots again.