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[The Square Ethics]

Filled with illogical positivism

And I learned a little about ethical dilemmas too -- well actually I learned nothing, which probably has equal value in an existential structure. Like Ernst Mach's view of a priori natural laws, your cartoon was good for a giggle. Excellent work!

[Mr Coo #4]

Good gravy!

Or other viscous fluids; sometimes it's hard to tell. Your animation is wonderful, and very -- well, fluid. What a fantastic piece of work! The sounds added an extra layer of interest. I particularly liked the car's noises. You have produced some exceptional and very trippy entertainment!

[Mr Bakelite]

Quite possibly the best dance ever

The timing and synch on this were just perfect, and the dance itself was hilarious -- and very well-animated, for the limited format. Great job!

[Antigone]

I'm always pullin' for the Clocks

And flash like yours is why. You've taken one of the great plays of all human history, sublime in its depiction of the conflicts in family, law and the human condition, and acted it out in less than five minutes with talking fruit and objects. YAY CLOCKS!!

You totally beat the pack with this one! You've given me the strength to watch at least twenty bad flashes and still retain hope. And now I don't actually have to read the play! THANKS!

meep226 responds:

oh you should read the play
like i said on another comment
this is the abridged version

but thank you dearly for your review

[Gone Daddy Reno]

Pretty rockin'!

It had all the best things in rockabilly: a fast old car, a tattoo, a driving beat, and Hell. You hit the high points!

Mighty good animation, and really great music!

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Epic!

Not only entertaining, not only well drawn and animated, not only perfectly timed and synched, not only hilarious, but really, really long. VERY EXCELLENT!

I give you the highest possible score -- not just for your fine work, but for not cheaping out and for doing the Whole Damn Song. What a great and rare piece of work you have produced!

Your flash has reaffirmed my belief in the Portal, gotten me my ham radio license, taught me to divide by zero, and given me the strength to watch several more new submissions. Thanks!