joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ghost Squad]

Bizarre and, ultimately, stupid. Your entry fits perfectly into the genre. Extra star for brilliant credit sequence.

[Ninja Sex Puppets: Shredded Metal]

Man, you really can't trust ninjas, can you? They can even kill songs.

[Phony Phantom]

Absolutely hilarious. Excellent framing, superb timing, engaging designs -- just great!

[Frumplequest the Conquistador: EMBARRASSMENT (part 2)]

This one was even better than the last, by which I mean it made even less sense. I'm really looking forward to Part 3 now!

[The Tale Teller]

A fine poem, an excellent story, and an amazing demonstration of artistry.

[Mr. Womans "CATS"]

Horrible, appalling filth, that brings down the tone of this entire site. My question: will you be selling drawings of Mountain Mouse on your website? Big fan.

[Fox]

It's a good walk. I think you should have made it a loop walking across the whole screen.

[NWAR: Flash Back]

You can sure spin a plot and serve up a tale. You're a cotton candy stand of storytelling!

[Gregory Goat: Angry M.D. #1]

Did your deal with Animal Planet come through yet? Are you on the schedule? I hope this airs right after "Rocky Mountain Vet."

[Clock Crew At It Again]

I very much appreciate how you've brought Strawberry Clock's message of slogging, empty nihilism in the face of the world's endless apathy to life, so to speak. Happy Clock Day indeed!