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[STARBARIANS - Episode 3 (April Fools)]

It's still great and I love it! Even though it's sometimes cost-effective. We all know what an aggressive schedule with low overhead is like!

[Sweet Boy Beach - The Stranger and the Storm]

While this made no more sense than usual, the ending struck me particularly hard. While many are not sculpted like a modern-day Adonis, the need to be liked, commented, and subscribed is truly universal. My manly heart is moved.

[How to Break Up Like A Bro: The Second One]

This moving tale of one bro's descent into a wicked bad non-bro place struck me right in my bro place. Can it be that there are some pains even bitches and beer can't assuage? That's like some totally philosophical shit, brah. It calls for another beer even. Great work.

[COIN]

Tremendous animation, and a compelling combination of traditional and 16-bit stylings -- one of many brilliant combos in this piece of art.

This action was so awesome that from now on I'm just going to maintain a false memory of playing this game.

[Duck Commando Episode 2: Trigger Warning]

Any cartoon that summarily executes enemies without charges, evidence, or due process shows the true path to freedom for all Americans. Why can't all troublemakers be murdered by careless, bloodthirsty ducks? USA! USA!

JTStarrProductions responds:

This guy gets it! Kill 'em all and let god sort em out!

[Nardo Shitpoodam Z Ep2]

Best transformation scene I've seen this week. Bonus half star for on fire.

[Zelda Milk]

It's always so encouraging to see someone's fanfic come to life, and so beautifully animated. Thanks so much for sharing. Dreams CAN come true!

[throws up into trash can]