joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gone Daddy Reno]

Pretty rockin'!

It had all the best things in rockabilly: a fast old car, a tattoo, a driving beat, and Hell. You hit the high points!

Mighty good animation, and really great music!

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Epic!

Not only entertaining, not only well drawn and animated, not only perfectly timed and synched, not only hilarious, but really, really long. VERY EXCELLENT!

I give you the highest possible score -- not just for your fine work, but for not cheaping out and for doing the Whole Damn Song. What a great and rare piece of work you have produced!

Your flash has reaffirmed my belief in the Portal, gotten me my ham radio license, taught me to divide by zero, and given me the strength to watch several more new submissions. Thanks!

[Somebody's Watching Me]

Very entertaining

Your music was excellent (if occasionally a little choppy), and your synching was spot-on. It was a good video for this song. I especially liked the dance numbers -- it's hard to fill those instrumental bridges, and you did well at it! Good work!

[Halloween Critters]

Scary good!

A fine piece of animation, carefully planned and thrillingly executed! You did a great job with color design, judicious use of well-drawn cycles, and excellent motion. A terrific job! Happy Halloween!

[Gram Hummell TRIBUTE]

Not "formally"

You mean "formerly," unless he was wearing a tuxedo.

In addition to your not being able to spell, your Flash sucked. Badly.

Gavin responds:

Hey wow nobody gives a shit. By watching this flash you actually think i was going for perfection?

dIE IN A FIRE

[On Water]

Delightful!

And very stylish! It certainly doesn't look like anything else on Newgrounds, which really works for you. Your simple and well-done crayon art smoothly animated provided an unexpectedly wonderful counterpoint to your song. The music you did was excellent, and the sound quality was perfect.

You have produced a very fine piece of work, and one well deserving its accolades!

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 1]

Horrific, violent, profane and nihilistic

To call this challenging material is really not saying enough: this is sickening. This flash was absolutely one of the ugliest, most awful things I've ever seen on Newgrounds, and I just can't wait to watch #2 (which I see just a bit further up the listings). This is great work, well-constructed and finely tuned; and you, sir, are a true artist. Mad props, you degenerate bastard.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

mad thanks

[Black Eggy]

Great for a first submission

Overall it was very enjoyable, and the only problems I saw with it are things that will surely go away as you become more familiar with Flash. Your pacing was great, your choice of subject was interesting, your synch was good, and you produced something that was very likable. Kudos to you for figuring out what you were doing -before- you started hitting the Submit button.

Good job! I look forward to seeing more from you!

[Whoa, It's Warcraft! ep.1]

It was good! And I gave it a pass.

There were some rough bits, but overall it was funny and well directed. Good synch on the speech, nice use of music and effects, and very good voices. I look forward to seeing WiW ep2!

Horde rules.

[Happy Birthday Steve]

I liked it!

And so, I think the last reviewer was wrong. It was cheep, but good! I gave it a pass!