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Very, very snoozational

Your lip-synch was adequate... which I guess is good, considering it was the one thing that moved -at all- in the first 3/4 of your flash, the last quarter being taken up by a simple, pointless left-to-right landscape cycle. Here's a hint: it's called a Flash -animation-. You might consider actually having things move during the movie. I mean, come on -- you had the rays of light coming through the trees. How hard would it have been to have them move a bit and alpha in and out? You could have made a much better flash with a minimal amount of effort. And here's another hint: try spending more than a day on one of these.

Get it together, man. You can do better than this.

Action packed!

A slamtastic music video intro. My only question: as you're -that- Andrew Dickman (of Starfield Creations), why's this flash entered under a new account? Making a fresh start?

This is a great flash, you're a super artist and animator, your website's super, and Rockman Neo's been in the Top 50 for over -two years- now. You got it goin' on, man! Keep up the great work!

XTREEEEME!

I personally thank you for deftly, accurately, and humorously illustrating how and why the entire idea of "XTREME" has become unadulterated bullsh*t.

Way to go, man. You're one of the good ones. Astute.

Hey! He got to drive!

I had no idea SB had such a cherry hog -- although I did know he was that dangerous on the road. A great job with your excellent flash! FIRE! YAY FIRE!

Filled with hilarity!

I mean your cartoon, and now myself after watching it. Your timing and voice work were particularly excellent, and your gag work is my-t-fine! I wait with anticipation for your next mondo cool installment. Great work!

I'll bet that Mesopotamian guy never -did- get his soul back.

A fine little animation

A good little vignette, with particularly great and appropriate music. I was entertained! Good work!

Max-the-Great responds:

tankyouthankyouthankyou

Heh heh heh -- "duty."

Way whole funny, and very well constructed -- great voices, dead-on lip synch, and nice transition from black & white to the Outside World. Bonus to you for doing the music too! Your excellent cartoon was so good I was able to watch several more new submissions without weeping. Way to go! I fully look forward to more!

Not a bad synopsis

Particularly for a subject that can take up several large books or semesters at school. I would have liked to have seen a few other things mentioned -- like that "Steamboat Willie" was so popular because it was the first cartoon with sound, or which cartoons were the first to win Oscars -- but overall you did a good job of hitting the high points. Nice music and transitions especially.

It's a good intro

You should update your NG profile to link to your site, though. Good work!

Take me, Dark Lord!

Your animation was basic, but teh funny was there. You made me laugh, which meets my minimum requirement per serving. Yay for you! More walls next time, please.

Wustfull responds:

alright man, just for you.

I draw. I vote. I like voting.

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