joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Too Much Television]

Riotous!

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me, right next to the part that really likes cheese. And I think I saw on imdb that "Girl and Robot Jesus" had been optioned for a movie deal!

[Who says they cant love?]

My computer loved it

Totally hilarious, with great dollops of cruelty and weirdness. The timing and movement in the video itself was great; you have a kinetic sense in this that can't be beat. But what put it over the top for me personally was the plinky Casio-and-sprites version at the end! This was really a great video, and added a lot to a song that was getting tired for me. Thanks!

[The Cheese Family]

A rousing good time

A delightful story of dairy product pathos! The condiments were truly frightening, and the special guest appearance was charming in its utter pointlessness. Woo and yay!

[Mr. Don't and Mrs. Do]

More would be better!

The graphic style and animation were great! I enjoyed it. The timing was a little slow, though, and the file size was pretty large for the length of the toon; but overall it was a solid piece of entertainment. I wouldn't mind seeing more of these at all.

[DeLorian Frenzy]

Not bad

The Crazy Taxi music helped it a -lot-. Decent subrefs to old sprite games. I don't usually like sprite movies, but this one entertained me. Way to keep it short and sweet.

[***PANTS***]

F******* stick!

I laughed, and you didn't go wastin' my bandwidth. Good work!

[Bad Idea]

Pretty decent

Could have used some better graphics, but the designs were good and the story was solid. I thought the sounds and music were particularly well-used, so good work on that. I applaud your efforts at entertaining mooks like myself.

[how it will end.]

Tremendous

This was excellent beyond all my expectations. Your consciousness streamed past me, and it was extremely entertaining. I actually -did- care how it would end, and didn't want it to!

Your fine animations gave me the strength to watch up to ten much lamer Flashes. Top work!

[Oh Saviour!]

Inspiring!

What a great little animation! I'm glad I got to see it now -- the chances of my getting a protection screen are a bit lower than average. I like to think it's not my fault.

Da-Dinictus responds:

Heh, thanks. I've seen a message or two on the NG BBS concerning 'being inspired to vote more protective votes' just to see this again, which was also the reason to have this quite a bit longer than the blam movie.

[18 hours of my Life!]

Better than you think

The timing was great, the song was totally appropriate (even if you didn't like it), and the whole thing was very clever. Even if the art was sometimes primitive, the work and dedication were apparent and the animation always held up.

I knew I would like it when I laughed at the preloader. Well done!

Sqeezy responds:

thanks alot! i tried to add alot of different styles and drawings so it looks wierd