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Completely awesome!

A fine story in an interesting style! The simple, limited-palette characters used with almost full animation gives a pretty cool effect, like a newsprint strip come to life. Great fast timing and scene layouts in particular. Man, that is one determined rabbit. Great work!

Fantastic!

The animation was -really- good, but the designs, backgrounds and staging were what put it over the very top -- and bonus to the music, and the replay spider at the end! A great little story that makes me want to visit your site. This is the sort of thing I always -hope- to see on Newgrounds. Thanks for making it so!

So good!

You sure did a lot of great frame-by-frame for this! The music was great, the designs were sweet, and the dancing Earth transitions were inspired. Am I thankful? Sure! Thanks!

Earthshaking!

You've pulled out every decent Flash trick I can think of to produce a work of high quality and elaborate craftsmanship. Watching a small goat lay waste to the countryside has never been so enjoyable. I can hardly wait to see part 3!

Nice rotoscope

I saw that phone commercial. Why don't you do something original?

Short, but okay

You should really fix your preloader, though. Still, it was passin' funny. Nice background.

Very bad indeed

And I usually like Clock cartoons. The sound quality was lame, and the dialog was not only badly timed but cut in and out at weird places. There was practically no actual movement in this toon -- and come on, how hard would that be? They're freakin' -Clocks-! You didn't even bother to put in the "talking arrow" so I could tell who was saying what in your lengthy, droning, motionless dialog scenes -- and I really needed it, since all the voices were exactly the same. All in all, a very poor effort. Shame on you for making me like Clocks less.

Unknown-Clock responds:

sorry but like i stated i will tie it all together in the third and ill ad more motions fights and stuff it will be when i get bitten by a snake and needing to go to the hospital and im going to add th eintro fron god smack voodoo in it

I nearly died laughing

I fully support your plan to make more of these, and personally I think this one's a lot funnier than the previous episodes. My only disappointment: I wanted to take a practice spin on the Reaper Spin-A-Card. You know, just to see. I guess I'll get my chance eventually anyway. Good work!

It's cool, man

I'm impressed by the animation, writing, and timing, and even more that you wrote some of the music. This was really entertaining, and I look forward to the next one! Your work has given me the strength to watch much crappier Flashes and still retain hope.

BaconMask responds:

LOL Im glad that ya liked it!

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Riotous!

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me, right next to the part that really likes cheese. And I think I saw on imdb that "Girl and Robot Jesus" had been optioned for a movie deal!

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