joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The_Flower]

Tres trippy!

Very very! I applaud your stylish use of dreamlike imagery. My only (very minor) gripe is that the music (good selection btw) is a little glitchy. Don't listen to this next guy, though -- he's an ijit. Do more cool work!

[Russell "The Dishwasher"]

Not bad!

I enjoyed your work! Yeah, your art and Flash is primitive... but I give you a medium score, because you were going somewhere with it. The sound was all clear and the voices were good, and your movements were decent. This isn't great, but I think great is just further down the road for ya. Your use of bagpipes is already smokin'.

Hesh-Grandpa responds:

yerp, ile be up in the top 50 soon

[Hybrid Heaven Episode 1]

Utterly incomprehensible

A thumping techno soundtrack that drowns out everything else... muddy, undecipherable dialog... bimbos done in Poser(?) from the stock model with stock outfits (one of them Vampirella), then exported to Flash... not in finished animation, though -- in choppy frame-by-frames cut up and then pasted together very badly, screwing up even the limited motions they do... that is, when they move at all, as they mostly just stand frozen while the soundtrack plods on. Together it adds up to a big nothing. I give you one point for having the temerity to put this up, and for knowing that putting in bimbos will make some people vote for anything. Wahoo, skin.

Harjot responds:

go suck a dick bitch.