joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Story of Skunk Head]

Wish they were all this good

That was fully excellent and completely cruel! Great use of sound loops, and much squashy-stretchy goodness in the entertaining violence. Nice colors in the backgrounds too, especially in the forest. All your hard work really shows!

Squirrel cruelty is the best!

[Santa Drago's Merry X-MAS]

Neat!

Good use of sound, and nice designs and shading. I also applaud your small file size!

[Pet Pub [original]]

NOT BAD!

Great character designs! Good voices, shots and timing too. I totally want to see more. Especially if it means drugs or more sports.

["Bonerplex" Episode 3]

That's it?

That was funny, but do both the opening and closing credits have to be longer than the movie itself? And does this tiny short really require professional CD-grade music that pushes your file size up over 2.6 Mb for less than a minute of story?

Good music choice and decent animation, but do some compression and pick up the pace on them credits. A replay button would be nice, too.

[WhereTheSidewalkStarts: 1]

Very nice!

It was funny and well-animated. But I especially liked the clean, excellent sound, the well-chosen and appropriate color scheme, and the small file size! Way to go!

[Elvis Zombie]

Looked cheap at first...

...but his backup singers were the best ever. And by the time it got to the disco floor, ya had me. Elvis has left the graveyard!

[Kissing A Fool]

The Fab Flash!

Stunningly stylish designs, great sound quality, and superb use of Flash's strengths. And evocative! It made me want to go drink a Manhattan in a jazz club. What a fantastic movie!

[The_Flower]

Tres trippy!

Very very! I applaud your stylish use of dreamlike imagery. My only (very minor) gripe is that the music (good selection btw) is a little glitchy. Don't listen to this next guy, though -- he's an ijit. Do more cool work!

[Russell "The Dishwasher"]

Not bad!

I enjoyed your work! Yeah, your art and Flash is primitive... but I give you a medium score, because you were going somewhere with it. The sound was all clear and the voices were good, and your movements were decent. This isn't great, but I think great is just further down the road for ya. Your use of bagpipes is already smokin'.

Hesh-Grandpa responds:

yerp, ile be up in the top 50 soon

[Hybrid Heaven Episode 1]

Utterly incomprehensible

A thumping techno soundtrack that drowns out everything else... muddy, undecipherable dialog... bimbos done in Poser(?) from the stock model with stock outfits (one of them Vampirella), then exported to Flash... not in finished animation, though -- in choppy frame-by-frames cut up and then pasted together very badly, screwing up even the limited motions they do... that is, when they move at all, as they mostly just stand frozen while the soundtrack plods on. Together it adds up to a big nothing. I give you one point for having the temerity to put this up, and for knowing that putting in bimbos will make some people vote for anything. Wahoo, skin.

Harjot responds:

go suck a dick bitch.