joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[METH ORCS]

I enjoyed your animation very much. With the high stress brought on by poverty, drug use, and dwarf raids, hypertension is becoming more and more of an orc problem and the risk of orc strokes will only increase. Don't just rely on wizards and shamans -- look after your own health! Thanks for spreading accurate information about this important subject.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers, the orc foundation bless you

[Robots & Barbearians Chapter 2]

Nicely done. Your character designs were tremendous, clean and evocative, and your backgrounds were particularly gorgeous. I look forward to the next chapter!

RickMarin responds:

thank you

[Butt Crusties: Poppers]

I really enjoyed Kieth! He was a real standout and obviously has a lot of talent, and I wish his part had been bigger. Is there any chance of him getting his own spinoff series?

FlumpyTripod responds:

Unfortunately, Keith and I had some creative differences. He seems like a nice guy, but in real life he's a real asshole.

[Republican Debate in a NUTshell]

I like how you captured the sometimes nauseating camerawork, the often sickening questions, and the constantly stomach-turning candidates.

VoxMagnetar responds:

Thanks, The work I do challenges the conventions of speech (and thought) and does so in an intelligent, frank and truthful way but I do get the feeling that when I put this stuff out that there, that people are afraid to endorse it or even acknowledge it's existence - most people, i think, won't go near this with ten foot pole.

In Alexis De Tocqueville's amazing "Democracy in America" He speaks of the "tyranny of the majority," that you can say anything here but if it goes beyond the rigidly circumscribed boundaries of speech or though that you're shunned and denied everything. ha ha
(i wouldn't have it any other way.)

[The Icy Anthology (vote 0)]

I won't lie to you... it's pretty bad. But it's not VOTE 0 bad.

I advise you to try less hard if you want to earn a solid 0. I don't just give those out to anyone. Try misleading tags and making your sound quality worse. I fucking hate that.

icyentertainment responds:

you are a generous man sir i give ur review a 5/0 but my own flash a 0/5 i only wish you couldve followed suit... sigh back to jeb bush rallies for me...

[Court Ordered - The Beginning]

My enjoyment of your cartoon was in no way diminished by it being part of your sentence. I'm looking forward to future installments as you complete your public service. Take it one day at a time, man!

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Help us out with the next installment if you can! Trying to fund an 11 min pilot of the series on Kickstarter: http://kck.st/1ScjtKb

[Still Spineless: Crows]

Evocative and engrossing! Your pacing, color design and shot choices create a fascinating atmosphere, and you have especially good use of sound and music. I look forward to your next installment!

AntonM responds:

Thanks for the kind words dude, I really struggled with the pacing and colour design so I'm super happy that you think I did a good job with it!

[Sludge Bunnies (ep 1)]

Not bad for the first episode! Your animation was a little rough but your sound was good and your story was decent. Keep up the good work.

DevsRabit responds:

ya the animation is super rough. I pretty much learned it all as i was going along. The next one will be much cleaner. Thanks for the response!!! Means alot to me.

[Most Embarrassing Haircut EVER!]

This was an excellent story well animated. Nice use of sounds and background music.

Crunchlins responds:

Thank you very much! :)