joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["ClayLife"]

Nicely fluid

I thought it could use some less intrusive music and a plot, but the intro title was great and the animations themselves were well done. Props!

[Merrick]

Thank you for not dragging this out

Its decent quality and shortness made it not, in fact, suck. Yay you.

[MvC3: Dante]

These just get better and better

Smooth animation in this, hilarious writing, great timing and voice acting. Particularly skillful color design and backgrounds -- really nice work on the palette!

I keep thinking this series will get played out, but there's probably two or three hundred jokes you haven't even gotten to with Modok alone. You guys are doing fine work!

[Directionless: Job Hunt]

A lot of work!

Great music and well-timed animation, with a really good message besides. I'd say don't give up your day job, but you might be able to make it doing flash too!

ActiveObjectX responds:

My day job is saving the world.

But the world has been saved.

So I'm out of a day job.

I need to hire a villain to get my job moving again.

[Jerry 2]

What's up with this flash?!

Seriously great. You do one of the worst Seinfeld impressions I have ever heard.

[Spend It Wisely]

Brilliantly realized

Great voice work, great sound, and masterly takes. The mixed media work was particularly inspired. This is the most exciting fruit-based insane morality tale I've seen in at least twenty or thirty minutes. Superb!

[The Epic Story]

I'm sure somewhere this passes for cleverness

But it's really just typing. Your iota of effort has yielded a flash devoid even of the irony that usually accompanies the viewing of truly bad work. This entertainment-free bit of anti-lulz has generated in me only a vague sense of disappointment, like eating an underripe banana, coupled with the hope of a free blam point.

In the future, please take the time to make something quite terrible, so I can at least feel outrage.

[Gooseboy]

Two minutes of a yelping purple thing

I would have not believed it could be so hilarious. The reverent tones and sheer idiocy added up to genius. Great animation, great narration, and a great noise.