joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Reward: Tales of Alethrion - "The First Hero"]

Superb! Awesome storytelling, fully pro sound and animation and great character design. You guys do a fantastic cartoon.

I shared your Kickstarter on Twitter. More money for more cartoons!

[Revenge of the Manatees]

Well, that escalated quickly. Very good, but could have used more revenge.

Bonus half star for the manatee land movement, which was by far the most hilarious part of this cartoon.

[Space Man]

Great animation and voices for this short flash. And man, I hear that guy with the space bar can really jump!

[Another Boring Day.]

This tragicomic story, its subdued drama and quiet, desperate pathos, was a powerful and touching commentary on the state of our modern lives. Framing each scene in a static centered shot, reminiscent of Wes Anderson's technique, but eschewing his wry humor for a harder edge of disappointment, I was reminded of Tarkovsky's slow and almost surreal approach to the subject of unfulfilled desire, so prevalent in this work.

Could have used more B.

RubberDildo responds:

That is exactly what I was going for. Maybe.

Thanks.

[The Baby Goat Warrior]

This is as horrid a piece of trash as you have ever produced. I deducted half a star because I really, really wanted to see more whipping.

[Sonex the Hodgehead: Ep1]

At least now I don't have to play the games.

[Pokemon ANIMATED]

Your animation is not bad. It has good sound quality and a decent narrative. I would have preferred a replay button instead of a loop, but other than that I liked it. Passed!

[Fat Labrador]

Your best and most informative composition in recent times. I had no idea that Britain posessed such a formidable, weaponizable cutie cutie boo boo who's a good boy.

[The Machine]

A decent animation, but I was really hoping to see what would happen if the next guy pressed "pop." You could have taken it farther. But it was good.

[Procrastination]

By uploading this, you helped me with MY procrastination! Thanks!