joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Baby Goat Warrior]

This is as horrid a piece of trash as you have ever produced. I deducted half a star because I really, really wanted to see more whipping.

[Sonex the Hodgehead: Ep1]

At least now I don't have to play the games.

[Pokemon ANIMATED]

Your animation is not bad. It has good sound quality and a decent narrative. I would have preferred a replay button instead of a loop, but other than that I liked it. Passed!

[Fat Labrador]

Your best and most informative composition in recent times. I had no idea that Britain posessed such a formidable, weaponizable cutie cutie boo boo who's a good boy.

[The Machine]

A decent animation, but I was really hoping to see what would happen if the next guy pressed "pop." You could have taken it farther. But it was good.

[Procrastination]

By uploading this, you helped me with MY procrastination! Thanks!

[Damo and Darren 2]

Abusive, bleak, and casually violent: this is comedy. Nicely done.

[TDA: Revenge of the Meme]

DO NOT WANT

But I see what you did there.

DarkLabStudios responds:

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[depressing stories]

These were excellent depressing stories. The animation in Square's segment was particularly fluid and inspired, and I was moved by Triangle's problem. The use of tonal music throughout was particularly effective. Well done!

[Road Cone Fighterz]

Could have used a lot more sound. Even basic stock sounds would have made this much better. Your idea was decent though, and your timing was good.

I guess he couldn't just unplug the machine to reset the scores.