joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Magical Piss]

Way better than expected! The song is catchy and the animation decent. Thumbs -- and other parts -- up!

[Tlaloc's Test: No Evil 007]

Excellent frame-by-frame, and a wonderful color scheme with nice backgrounds. Very entertaining!

I too love me some Kingston Trio. (My mom always listened to folk music when I was little.)

[Influential]

Great voices and excellent storytelling! I gave you an extra half star for using "Together in Electric Dreams," because until now I thought I was the only person on Earth who owned any of that soundtrack.

[Fight Fight Fight!!]

A great loop! Expressive and interesting, with excellent use of 8-bit sound effects. Nicely done!

TheBoogley responds:

Thanks! I like making the bleep bloop bleeps!! 8D

[Wizard 101 Parody LOL]

Not a bad flash! And thanks to you I now never have to play the game. Thanks!

MinotaurusPro responds:

Lol, thanks.

["Surfer Girl"]

Nicely done. The animation is a little rough, but it's a good experiment on a decent concept. Bonus half-star for finishing the song. I look forward to seeing more.

Devildoubt responds:

Thank you for your honesty and support. I look forward to improving and finding a style.

[A Prostitute Mickey Xmas]

Thank you so much for this warm holiday message! This warm, golden holiday message.

[Prosnorkulus 2]

It's an honor and a privilege to be able to watch even another moment of Prosnorkulus' amazing and hyperviolent adventures. I now understand that waiting so long between adventures was for my safety, since having watched Episode 2 after waiting less than a full year since Episode 1 made my left eardrum explode and my right eye swell to the size of an orange from the sheer force of awesomeness of Prosnorkulus' extremely manly antics. I thank you, as watching this instructional installment has made me able to cleave bison in half with one stroke and cause small animals to explode by scowling.

I will be glad to sacrifice my health further for any future episodes. Generations yet to come will thank you for your telling of these tales, if there are any that survive viewing them.

[2012 Holiday Spectacular]

"Spectacular" does not even begin to cover the mind-blowing tremendousness of this holiday extravaganza! AlbinoClock and AstronautClock's fantastic dance number was one of the greatest pieces of animation I've ever seen. Not to oversell it, but I think you singlehandedly saved Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the 13th baktun, the Saturnalia and the Mithraic New Year. MARCH ON, CLOCK CREW!

[A Very Goremaster Xmas]

It's a Christmas classic, brutal and heartwarming. Heart-exploding, even. Great work either way.