joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman : The Droppings]

This horrible cartoon makes a travesty out of everything that's great about this great hero and this great game. I feel ashamed to have been laughing all the way through both times I watched it. I'm voting five to make sure that other people will see this, so they too can be outraged. I'll probably watch it a few more times just to be sure.

RicePirate responds:

I'm glad you hated it. <3

[Animals of the Metropolis]

Nicely done! Short, slick and stylish, it flows seamlessly from one transition to the next with subtle music, liquid moves and smooth animation.

I didn't even remember what the theme was until the croc said "room" near the end. What a gasser!

[Fat Rabbit]

I'm not Irish and I liked it! And he is a very fat rabbit.

[Cornelius & Toots: Case 1]

Any reservations I might have had were overcome by the gratuitous Sam & Max, which is worth at least half a star. Well written, well animated and very enjoyable. I'd support this being made into its own very stupid game or series.

[Ska Kiwi!!!]

Not that great -- the music was a bit dull for ska, and it could have been longer. But the animation was entertaining, and he at least did a little bit of skanking, so I give it a pass.

["The Worst"]

Something this exceptionally disturbing can only result from real effort and purpose. Gruesome and jarring, this was a real Grand Guignol flash, well crafted and well suited to its purpose. The music was driving, the animation and effects were excellent, and the editing gave it a fine edge. Well done.

Sherbalex responds:

no what the fuck are you talking about. "purpose"

[Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job]

I'm motivated to productivity by your inspirational message. Your flash has made me want to improve my position and bank account, and reread The Fountainhead. Great work! You should have charged more for it.