joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Prostitute Mickey Xmas]

Thank you so much for this warm holiday message! This warm, golden holiday message.

[Prosnorkulus 2]

It's an honor and a privilege to be able to watch even another moment of Prosnorkulus' amazing and hyperviolent adventures. I now understand that waiting so long between adventures was for my safety, since having watched Episode 2 after waiting less than a full year since Episode 1 made my left eardrum explode and my right eye swell to the size of an orange from the sheer force of awesomeness of Prosnorkulus' extremely manly antics. I thank you, as watching this instructional installment has made me able to cleave bison in half with one stroke and cause small animals to explode by scowling.

I will be glad to sacrifice my health further for any future episodes. Generations yet to come will thank you for your telling of these tales, if there are any that survive viewing them.

[2012 Holiday Spectacular]

"Spectacular" does not even begin to cover the mind-blowing tremendousness of this holiday extravaganza! AlbinoClock and AstronautClock's fantastic dance number was one of the greatest pieces of animation I've ever seen. Not to oversell it, but I think you singlehandedly saved Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the 13th baktun, the Saturnalia and the Mithraic New Year. MARCH ON, CLOCK CREW!

[A Very Goremaster Xmas]

It's a Christmas classic, brutal and heartwarming. Heart-exploding, even. Great work either way.

[Robot Masters]

The best Robot Masters since Interview With a Damp Wire! Great audio in particular -- your voice actors, music and sound really made this. Nice animation, good synching and a fine excursion into bizarre style mixing. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me... and I used it to defeat the next flash.

[Sprite A Day Revenge: 16]

This is one of the better pieces of pointless spam I've seen. It has a modicum of quality -- thanks for that!

Horsenwelles responds:

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[Toons These Days: Ep 14]

Well, the opinions expressed in your flash do reflect MY opinions. I was fine with the updates to the design and concepts -- I agree with the new designer that the Warner model sheets weren't etched in stone in 1954. But the new show is just so damn unfunny.

As for your flash cartoon: good sound, decent animation, good idea. I dock it half a star for not being longer, more in-depth, having more animation, and/or more vitriolic. It really is a godawful show for so many reasons.