joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Canis: A Hunter's Peril]

Excellent animation and sound, and particularly great backgrounds.

[Pop]

Keep doing this until it stops being funny.*

* Probably forever.

[BecauseMos]

This was the copypasta-est. I'm positively euphoric at your manly rationalist views!

This is not my favorite work of yours, but with its solid entertainment and OH SO IMPORTANT MESSAGES FOR THE RATIONAL you made it up to four stars. The bonus points for "Milady," gratuitous Nikola Tesla, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Discworld put you over the top. Well done, alpha male!

[The Hungah Gayums]

Now I don't have to read the books or watch the movies, and I can still pretend I know something about it if I absolutely have to. Thanks very!

[Staven Universe]

Accurate.

[Transformers: TNG]

I had low hopes, but after your pitch for this OH MY GOD WHERE DO I SEND MY MONEY

Kevrake responds:

NOT MICHEAL BAY

[Pico Day Party 2014]

This is great stuff! Your amateur film captures a feeling and a moment in a way that the internet usually doesn't, and its low-fi excellence is what I've always thought the Newgrounds DIY was all about. Newgrounds is everything by everyone, and I'm glad you made this thing for me (and all the other people who couldn't be there). Thanks.

Also I know times are hard, but I hope it's not the last Pico day at NGHQ.

[DailyToon #495]

The rest were passable, but the second one crashed my browser every time I tried to play it. Not appreciated.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

i think you need more RAM try upgrading your gigabytes

[Scrapbook]

Horribly stupid all the way through. I watched it two more times just to be sure. I laughed continuously, but my consciousness was in no way elevated. I'm afraid as a senior theology thesis, this is a complete wash.

[RejectedDoritosCommercial]

Super nice! This makes me wish MTV still made Liquid Television, where stuff like this ran all the time -- too bad that ship has sailed. Still great work on your part. Your commercial does give me a more favorable opinion of Doritos and their coolness, moreso then their other recent commercials, whatever they were, since I can't seem to remember any of them.