joeartguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Raw Latex 2]

If horrible vagina jokes are all you have to offer, than you'll need to make at least two or three more sequels so I can see how this plays out. Frankly, it's a nice break from dick jokes!

[FFV: Animation Medley]

This is the kind of pointless spam I can really enjoy. It could have used a third act, but for junk you threw onto the internet it was pretty enjoyable.

RobertClock responds:

Thanks! {{{joeartguy}}}

[Pitch - Web Design]

I've tested several "Build Your Own Website" tools that work exactly like this, assuming that the dragons don't display properly cross-platform.

[Brand Ambassador]

This is the sort of spam I can support! Short and engaging, with good and not annoying sound. Should have looped or had a replay button, but otherwise well spammed.

[Lousy Total Recall]

Still way better than the 2012 remake.

[Ducktalez 7]

Yes, I watched the entire thing. From the beginning, when you posted the first ones years ago.

I could not have predicted such greatness. Sure, the early ones were brilliantly written and extremely cheaply animated, but in no way would I have expected you to stick with this and develop it until now, years later, you put out a mixed-media batch of polished insanity.

If I had any doubts about your new media-old school genius, they were absolutely erased by your remarkably dated Traveling Wilburys references and pointless Colin Mochrie. Truly you have made a work for the ages. My highest regards and rating.

[Animated Dungeon Crawlers]

What a great cartoon! Well animated and with an excellent sound quality, and with good attention to small details. I particularly liked that you were able to see the back of the globs' eyes through them, and the slapping sound they made when they 'ran'. I'm not sure why, but that sound was darn funny.

Great job! And I read some of your comic too!

[Spacetime Fabric Softener]

A delightful and artistic interlude. I particularly like the very cartoony, graphic spacecraft. It has a nice wobble!