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Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars 23 hours ago

I'm motivated to productivity by your inspirational message. Your flash has made me want to improve my position and bank account, and reread The Fountainhead. Great work! You should have charged more for it.



Bouncing Sheep Bouncing Sheep

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars 2 days ago

This needs so much more to be worth watching. Music would have helped a lot, and sound effects would have contributed something too. Also a stop at the end and a replay button would have been nice; or, failing that, a lot more jumping and a smooth loop back to the beginning.

Craftsmanship. Take some pride and step it up, man.


Dennis55789 responds:

Thanks, Ill Consider Doing That... :)


The Wish Fish Family Ep11 The Wish Fish Family Ep11

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars 3 weeks ago

This was a lot of material -- and most of it was good! I appreciated this fascinating stylistic brother to the early cutout flash animations on this site, and the fact that you could keep a RuPaul joke going as a thread in 2011. Well done!


Recent Game Reviews


Luna's Conspiracy Luna's Conspiracy

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 2, 2012

You really put just enough thought and effort into this to make me realize you could have done a actual decent game. It's in that terrible midground of having too much quality to be hilariously suck, but not anywhere near enough to approach excellence.

The programming is good but completely basic and in no way challenging, the graphics have good interaction but are gifs you yanked off the first internet site you came to, and the jokes you had are funny (particularly Flutterlek) but completely undermined by the lolspeak that's you trying to be funny. It all cancels out, leaving you with the flash equivalent of bad pizza: I like the idea, and I want it to be good, but it's just not.

Bonus half star for actually doing the whole game.


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Hamcha responds:

As for all the other people, maybe it's a Timezone issue, maybe not, but this was intended to be an April fool's joke, the horrible graphics, the bugs and the abused grammar errors were all intended to be that bad.
I started with the intent to make the most trash game I could do and I used so little effort that it was finished in less than 4 hours.


Rainbow dash soundboard Rainbow dash soundboard

Rated 1 / 5 stars March 12, 2012

Not terrible sound quality, so that's good. But you need to fix the button areas so they're not just the edges, and add a LOT more clips. The show is in its third season, you have hours and hours of episodes, and you came up with nine short lines? I can't make crank calls with this!

Needs to be at least 220% cooler.


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Where's Derpy? Where's Derpy?

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 2, 2012

Nice Derpy Day upload. The art was smooth, the game was well planned, and the sound files were great. Good end credit animation too!


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